Home is Where My Dog is Beefy-T® Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Meet the Beefy-T® — the heavyweight champ of casual wear. Made with pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton so soft you’ll consider canceling all your social plans just to stay home and pet yourself (and the dog, obviously). This tee doesn’t just hold up through life’s chaos — it wins style points while doing it. Think of it as the T-shirt equivalent of your dog: dependable, lovable, and impossible to wear out.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Muscle – Solid colors are pure cotton, with blends for those who enjoy a dash of polyester seasoning.

• Double-Needle Durability – Reinforced hems tougher than explaining why you spend more on dog toys than human furniture.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Prevents stretching, unlike your patience when someone says “It’s just a dog.”

• Lay-Flat Collar – Refuses to curl under pressure, unlike your Wi-Fi connection.

• Beefy by Name, Beefy by Nature – Medium-weight fabric with heavyweight personality.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s text replies).

• Non-chlorine bleach only (save the drama for your tie-dye experiments).

• Tumble dry low (because high heat is for thrill seekers).

• Iron on medium (your shirt, not your life choices).

• Do not dryclean (you’re not that fancy anyway).

Size Guide

• S – For those who still think “medium fries” is plenty.
• M – The undecided zone: not too small, not too large, just existential crisis size.
• L – Perfect for snack smugglers and Netflix marathoners.
• XL – For people who believe “extra” is a lifestyle, not just a size.
• 2XL – 5XL – Generously roomy, because comfort is king and dog cuddles take space.

🐶 Pro Tip: Pair this Beefy-T® with your pup’s judging stare and you’ll instantly achieve the “yes, I’m owned by a dog and proud of it” look. Bonus: it’s durable enough to withstand fur, drool, and the occasional muddy paw attack.

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