Best Mom Ever Wine Tote – Because Even Pinot Deserves a Personal Bodyguard
$18.97
Finally, a tote that understands the assignment—keeping your wine safe, cold, and stylish while you casually pretend it’s “just grape juice.” The Best Mom Ever Wine Tote is like a designer sleeping bag for your bottle, but with less snoring and more sipping.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : best mom ever gift, funny wine accessory, mom wine lover, Neoprene Wine Carrier, Wine Tote Bag
Forget gift wrap. This neoprene masterpiece is the runway model of wine transport—slim, stylish, and ready to make every bottle feel like a VIP. Whether you’re showing up to a dinner party, picnic, or simply transporting your “emotional support merlot,” this tote says “Yes, I’m that mom… and I brought the good stuff.”
Key Features
- 100% Neoprene Construction – Keeps your wine perfectly chilled while giving off “I have my life together” energy.
- Soft-Grip Handles – Because you should look elegant while carrying your future happiness.
- All-Over Print – Fashion meets fermentation.
- Fits 750ml–1L Bottles – AKA: wine bottles, champagne bottles, and mystery juice if the kids are watching.
- Black Trim & Inside Lining – Sleek, chic, and hides any accidental wine drips.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach (this tote is not into hair bleaching trends either)
- Line dry (wine not included)
- Do not iron (it wrinkles just fine on its own)
- Do not dry clean (it’s fancy, but not that fancy)
Size Guide
- One Size – Width: 6.5″ (16.5 cm) | Height: 15.25″ (38.7 cm)
- Fits a standard 750ml–1L bottle without judgment.
Pro Tip: Bring two bottles—one for sharing, one for “oops, we ran out.” This tote will carry either… but only if you can keep your friends from finding the backup.
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One size Width, in 6.50 Height, in 15.25
Price range: $8.00 through $12.87