Home is Where My Dog is Flip Straw 25oz Bottle with Tritan™ Renew

Hydration just got an attitude. Whether you’re hiking a trail, stuck in traffic, or emotionally recovering from stepping on a LEGO, this 25oz Tritan™ Flip Straw Bottle has your back—and your beverage. Shatter-resistant, spill-proof, and sassier than your group chat at 2am, it’s designed for dog lovers who hydrate like it’s a competitive sport.

✨ Key Features:

• Tritan™ Construction – Like your ex’s heart: unbreakable. But this one’s actually BPA-free and useful.

• Flip, Bite, Sip – Sounds like a dance move, but it’s just your new favorite way to drink.

• Spill & Leak Resistant – Because coffee on your shirt isn’t a fashion statement.

• Soft Pivoting Handle – Comfy to carry, even when your life isn’t.

• Adult-Only Hydration Tool – Because toddlers don’t deserve this level of cool.

🧽 Care Instructions:

Hand wash only. (Yes, we know—your dishwasher feels betrayed. It’ll get over it.)

📏 Size Guide:

• Capacity: 25oz (or 3 cups of emotional support liquid)

• Height: Tall enough to be noticed, short enough to fit in your bag

• Diameter: Perfectly palm-able, even if you skipped arm day

💡 Pro Tip: Works best with water, iced tea, or that “juice” you swear is just kombucha. Pairs well with dog walks, long rants, and your 4th Zoom meeting of the day.

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