Home is Where My Dog is Slim Beverage Holder

For those who believe their beverages should stay just as chill as their dog’s attitude when mailmen arrive—this is your moment. The Home is Where My Dog is Slim Beverage Holder is built for the elite breed of humans who like their drinks cold, their dogs spoiled, and their grip firm. Whether you’re wrestling with reality or just a rogue leash, this double-wall wonder hugs your slim cans like your dog hugs your leg when thunder strikes. It’s spill-proof, sass-approved, and doggone stylish.

🔑 Key Features:

• Stainless Steel Swagger: Tougher than your neighbor’s chihuahua with something to prove.

• Double-Wall Drama-Free Insulation: Keeps your beverage frosty longer than your ex’s last text.

• Leak-Proof Lid: Because nobody has time to clean up emotional or beverage spills.

• Slim Can Approved: Built to cradle your trendy skinny cans like a mother cradles her firstborn.

• Powder-Coated Power Move: Matte finish that says, “Yes, I brunch and I recycle.”

🧽 Care Instructions:

Hand wash only. Your dishwasher has enough on its plate. Literally.

📏 Size Guide:

Holds one slim can like it’s the Holy Grail of summer sips. Stands proud at 5.91″ high with a cozy 2.76″ diameter – perfectly sized for cup holders and dog park gossip sessions.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite hard seltzer and a dog that doesn’t judge you for talking to it like a therapist. Works best with a shady spot, a long weekend, and questionable life choices.

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