Home is Where My Dog is Can Holder
$24.03
“Keep your can cooler than your ex’s heart with the ‘Home is Where My Dog is’ Can Holder. Vacuum insulated, no-sweat, and built like a stainless steel fortress for your 12oz emotional support beverage. Because if your drink’s not frosty, what’s even the point of pretending you’re outdoorsy?” 🐾🍺
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : cold drink chaos, Dog lover tumbler, funny drinkware, paws and pints, sarcastic can holder
Meet your new summer MVP: the Home is Where My Dog is Can Holder. Whether you’re at a backyard BBQ, arguing with squirrels at the park, or just pretending to be productive on your patio, this bad boy holds your 12oz can or bottle like a loyal Labrador holds your secrets. It’s vacuum insulated, rust-resistant, anti-sweat, and cooler than your neighbor’s dog in sunglasses.
Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Swagger: Double-wall construction means no rust, no stains, no drama—just cold beverages and canine-level commitment.
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No Sweat, No Regret: “No Sweat” technology prevents condensation and those awkward wet circles on Grandma’s coffee table.
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Cold Lockdown: Rubber gasket traps the cold like a treat in a Kong. Your drink stays frosty, your hand stays classy.
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Fits Most 12oz Beverages: Soda, beer, emotional support sparkling water—whatever your poison, this holder’s got you.
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Dishwasher-Safe: Because you’re not trying to hand wash anything when your dog just tracked mud into the house. Again.
Care Instructions:
- Toss it in the dishwasher or show it some hand-washed TLC with warm water and dish soap.
- It’s tough, but not invincible—like your dog’s bravery around the vacuum cleaner.
Size Guide:
It holds a standard 12oz can or bottle, fits perfectly in your paw, and takes up just enough space to make your other drinkware jealous.
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Height: A little under 5 inches (like your dog on hind legs begging for bacon).
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Diameter: Wide enough to hug your beverage, not your emotions.
Pro Tip: Pre-chill your can holder in the fridge before use for an extra arctic blast—because your drink deserves the same VIP treatment you give your dog at bedtime (i.e., 3 blankets, 2 pillows, and a lullaby).
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