Home is Where My Dog is Mink-Cotton Towel
$34.03
Wrap yourself in luxury, sass, and just a hint of dog hair (emotionally, not literally) with the Home is Where My Dog is Mink-Cotton Towel. One side’s got buttery-soft mink for the glamorous life, the other’s absorbent cotton for real-life messes. Whether you’re poolside, beach-bound, or just crying in your bathroom because your dog looked at someone else, this towel’s got your back—literally.
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : dog lover beach towel, funny dog towel, home is where my dog is, mink cotton towel for humans and hounds, pampered pup gear
Introducing the towel that pampers you like a freshly groomed poodle at a 5-star spa. The Home is Where My Dog is Mink-Cotton Towel isn’t just a beachside accessory—it’s a statement: “Yes, I love my dog more than most people, and yes, I dry off in luxury.” With a plush polyester mink front that’s perfect for showcasing your style (and your dog’s undeniable cuteness), and a soft, cotton back ready to slurp up every splash, this towel is here to soak up water and attention.
Key Features:
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Polyester Mink Front: A.K.A. the “Instagram Side.” Glossy, soft, and ready for the spotlight.
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Cotton Backing: Absorbent enough to handle pool splashes, beach dips, and emotional breakdowns in the shower.
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Vivid Colors: Bright, crisp prints that won’t fade—even if your vacation tan does.
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One-Sided Print: Because one side is for showing off and the other is for doing the dirty work.
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Generously Sized: At 30″ x 60″, it’s large enough to wrap around you and your jealousy-inducing beach bod (or snacks—no judgment).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F).
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach or iron unless you’re into ruined towels and sadness.
Size Guide:
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30″ x 60″ – Perfect for drying off, laying out, or dramatically storming away from beach volleyball failures.
Pro Tip: Pair this towel with your dog’s judgmental stare while you sunbathe. Bonus points if you use it as a beach throne and declare, “No wet paws allowed—this is mink, darling.”
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White Length, in 30.00 Height, in 60.00 -