Home is Where My Dog is Accessory Zipper Pouch
$8.00
This cotton canvas zipper pouch is the unsung hero of chaotic lives everywhere. Whether you’re wrangling cosmetics, dog treats, rogue pens, or your last shred of sanity, this pouch keeps it zipped, stylish, and semi-organized. Featuring a trusty strap and a cream-colored zipper that screams “I have my life together” (even if you don’t), it’s the perfect sidekick for everyday mayhem.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : canvas chaos bag, dog mom pouch, essential nonsense holder, funny zipper pouch, home is where my dog is
If your life is a delightful hot mess sprinkled with dog hair and misplaced lip balm, this cotton zipper pouch is your new best friend (after your dog, of course). Made from 100% cotton canvas and equipped with a secure zipper and a handy strap, it’s basically a chic panic room for your daily essentials. It’s stylish, compact, and only mildly judgmental about how many dog treats you’re hoarding inside.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Canvas: Rugged, reliable, and just soft enough to make you believe it’s judging your choices lovingly.
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Cream-Colored Zipper & Base: Subtly neutral, so it won’t clash with your fashion chaos.
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Convenient Carrying Strap: Because juggling a leash, coffee, and your dignity is hard enough.
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One-Sided Print: All the visual sass right where the world can see it.
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Compact & Clutch-Worthy: At 8.3″ × 7.8″, it’s just the right size for your essentials—read: lip balm, dog treats, and receipts you’ll never look at again.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F) with the bag turned inside out—because even your pouch deserves a spa day.
- Line dry like it’s living its best breezy life.
- Avoid tumble dryers unless you like mystery shrinking.
Size Guide:
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Length: 8.3″ – Enough room for your chaotic collection of daily bits
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Height: 7.8″ – Taller than your excuses
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Width: 0.1″ – Flat, but still full of potential (like your resume)
Pro Tip: This pouch pairs well with coffee runs, dog park gossip, and pretending you’re organized. Also, makes a perfect gift for that friend who thinks “minimalist” means only carrying three types of snacks.
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8.3″ × 7.8” Length, in 8.30 Height, in 7.80 Width, in 0.10 -
Price range: $9.25 through $10.80