Note: Slightly see-through when stretched. Much like your patience during crate training.
Key Features:
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83% Polyester, 17% Spandex: The magical combo that stretches, breathes, and survives your fifth load of laundry this week.
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High-Waisted Fit: For maximum muffin-top protection and ultimate treat storage potential.
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Double Layer Waistband: Stays up during yoga, even if you don’t.
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All-Over Print: So your legs can be as loud as your pup’s bark.
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Color-Matched Outside Stitching: Because aesthetics matter—even while rolling in dog hair.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your stare when someone asks if your dog really needs a sweater)
- Do not bleach (your enthusiasm for dog park gossip)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean (just like your dog—ever)
Size Guide (Imperial):
(Because guessing your size based on your mood never ends well)
| Size | Waist (in) | Hip (in) | Inseam (in) | Outseam (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 13.39 | 16.14 | 26.97 | 36.81 |
| S | 13.58 | 16.54 | 27.56 | 37.40 |
| M | 13.78 | 17.40 | 28.15 | 37.99 |
| L | 13.98 | 18.31 | 28.74 | 38.58 |
| XL | 14.17 | 19.21 | 29.33 | 39.17 |
| 2XL | 14.37 | 20.08 | 29.92 | 39.76 |
Fit Note: Runs small, like your dog when the leash comes out. Consider sizing up for full squat-proof security.
Pro Tip: Pair with an oversized hoodie, a messy bun, and a coffee the size of your emotional attachment to your dog. Bonus points if there’s actual dog hair embedded in the fabric—it’s called texture.
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| L | |
|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 13.98 |
| Hip width, in | 18.31 |
| Outseam length, in | 38.58 |
| Inseam length, in | 28.74 |