Best Dog Mom Ever Long Sleeve Kimono Robe – Lounge Like a Legend
$43.07
This Best Dog Mom Ever kimono robe is what happens when cozy meets “I might be royalty.” With dramatic bell sleeves and a belt that says I dress for brunch in my living room, this silky-soft robe is perfect for lounging, strutting, or theatrically sighing while your dog ignores you for a squirrel.
Categories : Skirts & Dresses, Women’s Clothing
Tag : best dog mom gift, cozy loungewear, dog mom robe, funny dog apparel, kimono robe for women
Why settle for basic pajamas when you can robe up like the empress of belly rubs? The Best Dog Mom Ever Long Sleeve Kimono Robe is your new official lounging uniform—dramatic sleeves, swishy belt, and more flair than your dog has toys (barely). Perfect for mornings with coffee, evenings with wine, or literally any hour you’re pretending to get dressed. Spoiler: you’re not.
Key Features:
• 100% polyester – soft, smooth, and more loyal than your ex
• Mid-length, kimono cut with long bell sleeves – a little drama never hurt anyone
• Belted waist – snatch it in or let it flow, your robe, your rules
• Light, breathable fabric – like being hugged by a cloud that respects personal space
• Front edge and belt in black or white – customizable sass levels not included
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or air dry while dramatically sipping tea
- Iron with low heat (if you’re into that)
- Absolutely no dry cleaning – we don’t do fussy
Size Guide (in inches):
XS – Length: 35.43 | Width: 36.61 | Sleeve: 16.54
S – Length: 36.02 | Width: 39.76 | Sleeve: 16.93
M – Length: 37.40 | Width: 42.13 | Sleeve: 17.32
L – Length: 38.19 | Width: 45.28 | Sleeve: 17.72
XL – Length: 39.17 | Width: 48.03 | Sleeve: 18.11
2XL – Length: 40.16 | Width: 50.79 | Sleeve: 18.50
Pro Tip: Pair it with your best smirk, messy bun, and a dog who understands that the robe is a vibe, not an invitation to shed on it. Bonus points if you wear it while signing permission slips or hosting brunch in your living room.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 35.43 36.02 37.40 38.19 39.17 40.16 Width, in 36.61 39.76 42.13 45.28 48.03 50.79 Sleeve length, in 16.54 16.93 17.32 17.72 18.11 18.50
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