Home is Where My Dog is Coasters
Price range: $5.43 through $23.05
Say goodbye to coffee rings and hello to coaster royalty! Whether you’re team Circle or squad Square, these glossy little throne mats for your mug come with a corkwood bottom that screams “I won’t slip, Susan.” Stylish, sturdy, and snarky enough to match your caffeine-fueled personality—this coaster isn’t just a surface saver, it’s a whole lifestyle.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog lover coasters, funny drinkware accessories, pawsitively hilarious, quirky coffee table gear, sarcastic home decor
Meet the paw-sitively perfect coasters that prove even your furniture deserves dog-level devotion. Whether you’re protecting your coffee table from enthusiastic wine pours or marking your territory with style, these glossy beauties have your back (and your drink). Available in singles or packs of four—because even coasters need a pack to run with.
✨ Key Features:
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Glossy Top Surface: Shiny enough to see your reflection and question your life choices. Or just admire your drink. Either works.
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Corkwood Bottom: Stays in place like a well-trained pup—no slipping, no scratches, just unwavering support.
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Hardboard Core: Stronger than your will to avoid adopting another dog. Yep, it’s that durable.
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Two Shapes: Choose round if you’re feeling classy, square if you’re embracing geometry. Either way, you’re winning.
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One or Four-Pack Options: For the lone sipper or the full-blown “hostess with the mostest (fur).”
🧽 Care Instructions:
- Give your coaster a gentle spa day—just wipe it clean with a soft, dry microfiber cloth.
- No scrubbing, no soaking, and definitely no dog slobber required.
- Keep it classy and it’ll keep your table sass-free.
📏 Size Guide:
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Square: 3.74″ x 3.74″ – Perfectly symmetrical for people who alphabetize their spice rack.
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Round: 3.74″ diameter – For those who think their coffee deserves a runway landing pad.
💡 Pro Tip: Hosting a dog-friendly wine night? Pair these coasters with paw-some drinkware, and let guests know your dog has better taste than most humans. Bonus points if the dog’s wearing a bowtie.
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