Home is Where My Dog is Unisex Distressed Cap

Introducing the Home is Where My Dog is Distressed Cap—because nothing says “I’ve got it together… kinda” like a hat that’s already halfway to vintage. Made from 100% cotton twill and kissed with pre-loved charm, this cap is soft, comfy, and stylishly roughed-up like your favorite pair of jeans or your mood before coffee.

Thanks to its adjustable D-ring strap and low-profile fit, it’s perfect for everything from spontaneous dog park trips to pretending you jog. Just don’t expect it to hide your secrets—those distressed details give away everything.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill: Breathable, soft, and naturally cool—like your dog, minus the panting.

• Low Profile, Unstructured Fit: Designed for daily wear, hair disasters, and “oops I forgot sunscreen” situations.

• Pre-Distressed Details: Because why wait for life to age your hat when we can do it for you?

• Adjustable Strap with D-Ring Slider: For that just-right fit—whether you’re headstrong or just have a strong head.

• Direct to Film (DTF) Printing: Your design printed right onto the fabric with vibrant clarity… unless you got fancy with tiny fonts near the seams (don’t do that).

• Unique by Design: No two hats are distressed the same—kinda like your post-walk selfies.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot Clean Only: Use warm water and dish soap to gently clean just the dirty areas—no need for a full spa day.

• Soft Brush for Stubborn Spots: For extra grime, use a soft-bristled brush like you’re giving the hat a tiny exfoliating facial.

• No Soaking: This hat’s distressed, not depressed—keep it out of the tub.

📏 Size Guide:

• Crown Height: 6.5″ – For high ideas and slightly higher hair.

• Crown Width: 7″ – The sweet spot between snug and stylish.

• Front Panel Width: 7.37″ – Room for your logo, dog art, or silent screams.

• Bill Length: 2.87″ – Shields your eyes from sun and judgment.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with a hoodie, coffee, and the kind of walk that turns into a life chat with your dog. Bonus points if you tilt it just enough to say, “I’m deep, but approachable.”

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