Home is Where My Dog is Wine Tote Bag

Unleash your inner sommelier with a tote that says, “Yes, I have refined taste—and a dog with better manners than most people.” This neoprene wine tote is the classy, sassy accessory you never knew you needed. Whether you’re off to a picnic, dinner party, or a solo patio moment with your pooch, this bag keeps your vino chilled and your hands free for high-fiving fellow dog moms.

Key Features:

• 100% Neoprene Insanity: Flexible, durable, and totally committed to wine protection—just like you’re committed to your fur baby.

• Soft-Grip Handles: Cushy handles that make carrying your emotional support bottle feel like a cloud walk.

• All-Over Print Magic: Yes, that fabulous design is on both sides. Because one side simply isn’t enough for this level of fabulous.

• Stain-Resistant: For those “oops-I-swerved” moments when the leash-pulling and wine-carrying collide.

• Fits Most Bottles (aka the good kind): Snugly holds your standard 750ml bottle, or even that cheeky 1-liter beast you pretend isn’t your favorite.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (just like your ex’s heart)
• No bleach (you’re not that dramatic),
• Line dry
• Don’t iron (it’s wrinkle-free like your dog’s forehead)
• No dry cleaning (because we’re not monsters).

Size Guide:

• Width: 6.5 inches – roomy enough for that “I only drink red on days ending in Y” bottle.

• Height: 15.25 inches – tall enough to make your bottle feel like royalty in a tower.

Pro Tip: Pair it with a matching dog bandana for the kind of style coordination that screams, “I have it together, even if my dog just ate my charcuterie board.”

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