Home is Where My Dog is Double Wine Tote Bag
$24.83
This sturdy cotton canvas wine tote carries two bottles and zero judgment. With a built-in divider and reinforced handles, it’s perfect for dinner parties, picnics, or surviving family functions—with style and sauvignon.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : canvas wine bag, dog lover gifts, Funny Wine Tote, paws and pinot, two bottle tote
Tired of showing up to dinner parties with your wine awkwardly clanking in a grocery bag like it just got evicted? This double wine tote is the solution you didn’t know your chaotic yet classy life needed. Crafted from durable 100% cotton canvas and designed with a sophisticated divider (yes, a divider), this bag holds two bottles of wine like a true multitasking legend.
With boxed corners for extra room, reinforced stitching on the handles, and one-sided art that says “I drink, but I recycle,” it’s the ultimate blend of functionality and fabulousness. Whether you’re gifting wine, smuggling juice boxes, or transporting emotional support rosé, this tote gets it.
✨ Key Features:
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Interior Divider: No more bottle-on-bottle violence. Keep your reds and whites separated like well-behaved roommates.
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Boxed Corners: More space = more possibilities (also: fewer awkward squeezes).
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Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Because wine is heavy and we believe in strong straps and stronger decisions.
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100% Cotton Canvas: Tough, reusable, and way more socially acceptable than carrying wine under your arm like a rogue raccoon.
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One-Sided Print: Art on one side, mystery on the other. Like your personality on weekdays.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
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For wine spills, clean bag immediately. For life spills, maybe open one of the bottles first.
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Do not machine wash unless you want abstract art.
📏 Size Guide:
One Size – Because it holds exactly what you need: two bottles and zero regrets.
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Width: Wide enough for two bottles or one bottle and one emergency snack stash.
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Height: Perfect to carry discreetly—or proudly—into any gathering.
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Gusset Width: Adds depth, just like your dog’s soulful stare when you pop the cork.
💡 Pro Tip: Don’t drink both bottles alone unless you’re celebrating something important—like making it through Monday without crying. Bonus: this tote also fits two sparkling waters for pretending you’re classy on non-wine days.
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One size Width, in 9.25 Height, in 10.25 Gusset width, in 3.00 -
Price range: $35.00 through $45.55