Home is Where My Dog is Eco Tote Bag
$31.12
This eco-friendly cotton twill bag hauls 30 lbs of groceries, dog treats, and probably your dignity. With double-sided style and enough certifications to make a resume jealous, it’s the guilt-free way to carry your chaos.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : funny eco tote bag, home is where my dog is, organic cotton chaos carrier, reusable bag with barksonality, sustainable snack hauler
Tired of sad plastic bags that cry when you put a cantaloupe in them? Ready to carry your groceries, dog snacks, emotional baggage, and reusable pride—all in one place? Meet your new eco-warrior bestie: the Home is Where My Dog is Eco Tote Bag.
Made from 100% certified organic cotton twill and certified by more acronyms than your dog has nicknames (OCS, GOTS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-approved vegan, thank you very much), this bag is spacious, durable, and guilt-free. Whether you’re grocery shopping, hitting the beach, or casually flexing your sustainable lifestyle at the dog park, this tote’s got your back—and your biscuits.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Organic Cotton Twill: No synthetics, no sketchy chemicals—just pure cotton goodness strong enough to survive your most ambitious farmers’ market haul.
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Double-Sided Print: Stylish on both sides, so your love for dogs and sustainability is always visible—even when the bag flips the wrong way in the wind.
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Weight Limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg): That’s a lot of snacks. Or kale. Or a chihuahua named Peaches. We don’t judge.
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Certified Everything: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, and PETA-approved vegan… basically, the tote bag version of a clean-living influencer with a better skincare routine than you.
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Open Main Compartment: Toss stuff in, pull stuff out—organized chaos at its finest.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Remove all items (especially the banana you forgot from last week).
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Spot clean with warm water and mild detergent.
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Use a soft cloth or brush for those mystery stains.
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Air dry like a responsible human.
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Do not bleach unless you enjoy heartbreak.
📏 Size Guide:
One Size – The Goldilocks of Eco Totes:
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Wide enough for groceries, beach towels, and spontaneous life choices.
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Tall enough to hold a baguette and your reusable coffee cup.
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Handle length ideal for over-the-shoulder hero poses and eco-strutting into stores.
💡 Pro Tip: Leave this bag in your car, by the door, or hooked to your dog’s leash—anywhere you might suddenly realize you’re about to panic-buy more produce than a single human could ever consume. Bonus points if you whisper “it’s for the planet” as you check out with twelve jars of organic almond butter.
#PlanetOverPlasticAndPuppySnacks #ToteAllyOrganic #ThirtyPoundsOfPureIntentions #SustainablySassy #DogTreatsAndKalePlease
One size Width, in 16.00 Length, in 14.50 Handle length, in 24.50 -