Home is Where My Dog is Weekender Tote Bag
$32.08
With all-over print flair and room for everything but your dog (and you’ve tried), this weekender tote handles your chaos with class. Stylish, sturdy, and just the right size for pretending you packed light.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : emotional support luggage, funny dog weekender tote, home is where my dog is, stylish overpacker gear, travel bag for dog lovers
Pack lightly, they said. You don’t need six outfits for two days, they said. Lies. This Weekender Tote is here for over-packers, dog people, and those of us who consider “emotional support snacks” a carry-on essential.
At 24″ x 13″, this sleek, all-over print bag holds everything you need for a spontaneous getaway, a chaotic road trip, or your third dog-themed retreat of the year. It’s built with spun polyester that refuses to wrinkle, black cotton webbing handles for comfy carrying, and a sassy spirit that says, “Yes, my dog travels better than most humans.”
✨ Key Features:
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100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Durable, lightweight, and so low-maintenance it practically packs itself (but still expects compliments).
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Vibrant All-Over Print: Printed in rich, crisp color that screams “main character energy”—with a side of shed fur.
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Black Interior Lining (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester): Sleek, smooth, and ready to hide the evidence of rogue dog treats and rogue lipstick.
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T-Bottom Construction: Adds a structured base so it stands proud, even when you throw your entire weekend chaos into it.
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Black Woven Cotton Handles: Soft on the shoulders, tough in traffic. Carry it with ease, even when you pretend you’re only bringing the essentials.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Spot Clean / Air Dry – Dab at that coffee spill like it never happened.
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Dry Clean If You’re Feeling Fancy – Because your bag deserves a spa day too.
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Avoid Soaking It in Regret or Wine – Neither comes out easily.
📏 Size Guide:
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Spacious Interior – Roomy enough to pack for a weekend trip, a doggie playdate, or a dramatic 24-hour life reset.
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T-Bottom Structure – Sits upright with the confidence of a dog who knows it’s the favorite child.
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Shoulder-Length Straps – Long enough to swing over your shoulder with flair, short enough to avoid taking out strangers in the process.
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Slim Yet Mighty Profile – Sleek enough to slide under a car seat, but holds more emotional support items than you’d care to admit.
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One Size Fits All (Packing Styles) – Whether you roll, fold, or just stuff and pray—it’s got you.
💡 Pro Tip: Keep a leash and travel bowl tucked inside—just in case you meet a dog on your journey. (You will. You always do.) Bonus: doubles as a stylish distraction from the fact that you forgot your charger again.
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24″ × 13″ Width, in 24.00 Height, in 13.00 Depth, in 2.01 Strap length, in 27.00 -
Price range: $166.05 through $230.88