Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Classic One-Piece Swimsuit (AOP)
$26.05
Dive into sass with the Dog Mom Fur Life Classic One-Piece Swimsuit—the stretchy, chlorine-resistant answer to, “Can I look hot and responsible for 3 shedding furballs?” With vibrant prints, elastic chest support, and a fit that says “I do downward dog… in style,” this suit is your new go-to for sun, surf, and synchronized dog paddling. (P.S. Runs small—because fashion is pain, apparently.)
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bellyflop couture, dog mom swimwear, fetch fashion, one-piece sass suit, sarcastic poolside chic
Ready to turn your dog-walking tan lines into poolside fashion statements? This Dog Mom Fur Life one-piece swimsuit is your one-way ticket to looking fabulous whether you’re chasing beach balls or actual dogs. Made for unapologetically fabulous fur mamas, this suit boasts a flattering cut, vivid prints that laugh in the face of chlorine, and just enough spandex to hug you in all the right places. Warning: may cause spontaneous compliments and dog-themed poolside selfies.
Key Features:
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Elastic Inner Chest Strap: Like a gentle but firm hug for your girls. Holds everything in place—even during a surprise cannonball.
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Vibrant, Fade-Proof Colors: Printed so boldly that not even chlorine, saltwater, or your dog’s judgmental stare can dull the dazzle.
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85% Polyester, 15% Spandex: Stretches, shapes, and supports like a best friend with no filter and great fashion sense.
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U-Shaped Neckline (Front & Back): Modestly dramatic. Just enough sass to pair with your waterproof mascara.
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Runs Smaller Than Your Ego: Seriously. Size up unless you’re aiming for swimsuit-as-compression-garment chic.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F).
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No bleach. Even if the dog chews it.
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Lay flat to dry. (It deserves a lounge day, too.)
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Iron or steam low—if you’re that kind of overachiever.
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Do not dry clean. This suit is not that high-maintenance.
Size Guide:
Tip: Measurements are of the actual suit, not your post-brunch body.
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XS: For petite pups and snack-sized humans.
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S-M: The “I take walks, but not jogs” crowd.
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L-XL: Fits your curves and your confidence.
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2XL-3XL: Because fierce has no size limit.
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(Runs smaller than expected—consider sizing up if you’re between confidence levels.)
Pro Tip: For the love of fluff, go full-bleed with your design. Otherwise, your cheeky suit may reveal a bit too much of its birthday suit at the seams. You want “poolside goddess,” not “wardrobe malfunction alert.”
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width at armpits, in 13.39 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 17.32 18.11 Waist width, in 11.81 12.60 13.39 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 Hip width, in 14.17 14.96 15.75 16.54 17.32 18.11 18.90 Side length, in 10.24 10.63 11.02 11.42 11.81 12.20 12.60 Length across front, in 21.26 21.65 22.05 22.44 22.83 23.23 23.62 -
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