Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Bikini Swimsuit (AOP)
$25.03
Make waves, not excuses! The Dog Mom Fur Life Bikini Swimsuit is your official uniform for sun, sass, and showing off just how loyal you are—to dogs and dramatic poolside entrances. With stretchy magic, padded confidence, and prints bold enough to scare away boring swimwear, this two-piece wonder says, “Yes, I have a fur baby… and yes, I look fabulous in a bikini.”
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : barkin beachwear, canine couture, dog mom bikini, fetch fashion, paw print swimwear
Strut your stuff poolside like the sun-chasing, fur-loving goddess you are. The Dog Mom Fur Life Bikini Swimsuit isn’t just swimwear—it’s a full-on summer attitude. With stretch, sass, and a splash of satire, this two-piece turns your dog mom status into a fashion statement. Whether you’re lounging on a flamingo float or making the lifeguard nervous with your cannonball, this suit’s got you covered (well…mostly).
Key Features:
- 🐾 Padded Inner Lining – Because support shouldn’t be a myth like unicorns or finding matching socks.
- 🌈 Vibrant Colors – Heat-sublimated, never faded. Just like your love for dogs and sarcastic comebacks.
- 🧵 85% Polyester, 15% Spandex – Stretchier than your excuses for skipping leg day.
- 👙 Elastic Straps – Built to fit you (and all your hot girl summer ambitions).
- 👀 Heads up, Transparency Ahead – Apply full-bleed designs to avoid any peekaboo mishaps. Your dignity thanks you.
Care Instructions:
- 🧼 Machine wash warm (40C/105F) – Because you don’t have time for handwashing when your dog’s already chewing your sandals.
- 🧺 Dry flat – Your bikini deserves better than being mangled in the dryer.
- 🚫 Do not bleach – Not even if you’re trying to go full Dalmatian.
- 🧊 Iron low, if you must – But honestly, wrinkles add character.
- 💨 No dry cleaning – Leave the fancy for your wine-stained dog mom robe.
Size Guide:
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Sassy Fit (XS–S): For the dainty bark-and-strut crowd.
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Fierce Fit (M–L): For mid-size queens who brunch and run with their pups.
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Boss Fit (XL–3XL): For dog moms who run the world (and the dog park).
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Alpha Fit (4XL–5XL): For the majestic matriarchs of fur, flair, and sun-kissed fabulousness.
Pro Tip: Use this bikini to distract from your dog’s beach crimes (e.g., peeing on towels, stealing someone’s flip-flop, digging holes to China). With colors this bold and a fit this fierce, no one will notice your furry sidekick buried someone’s sandwich.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL US Size 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 Euro Size 32 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 Bust Width (half), in 16.30 17.09 17.87 18.78 19.45 20.24 21.02 21.81 Cup Height, in 6.38 6.69 7.01 7.28 7.52 7.83 8.07 8.39 Hip Width (front), in 8.07 9.06 9.45 10.04 10.63 11.22 11.81 12.40 Hip Width (back), in 11.02 12.20 12.60 12.80 13.39 13.98 14.57 15.16 Bottom Height (front), in 7.48 7.87 8.86 9.06 9.45 9.84 10.24 10.63 Bottom Height (back), in 8.66 8.86 9.25 9.84 10.43 11.02 11.42 12.20
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