Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Biker Shorts (AOP)

Reintroducing the legendary biker short—but make it dog mom chic. Whether you’re strolling the block like it’s your runway, doing downward dog with your actual dog, or just trying to outpace your pup to the treat cabinet, these leggings are your ride-or-die. Built from a buttery blend of polyester and spandex (because we all need a little stretch in our lives), they wick sweat like your dog wicks the peanut butter jar clean. And yes, they’re so soft you’ll forget you’re not lounging—even if you’re actually sweating.

Key Features:

• 1.5″ Mid-Rise Waistband – Holds everything in place while giving you permission to eat that second biscuit (no judgment).

• Brushed Faux Suede Finish – Feels like a cloud. Looks like you have your life together.

• Moisture-Wicking Sorcery – Keeps you cool, even if your dog just pulled you into a bush.

• Skinny Fit – So you can look like you planned that outfit, even if you got dressed in the dark.

• All-Over Print – Because plain is for people who don’t have dogs.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – Treat it gently, like your dog’s feelings when you say “no walk.”

• Line dry – Hang it up, let the breeze do the work—no dryers invited.

• Do not bleach – This isn’t a horror story; keep the colors alive.

• Do not iron – Wrinkles add character; heat adds regret.

• Do not dry clean – Not fancy. Not necessary. Not today.

Size Guide:

Because every dog mom deserves the right fit:

• XS – For the paw-litically active pup moms who jog before dawn.

• S – For snack-fetchers who still do squats.

• M – For medium-energy humans and high-energy canines.

• L – For those who chase toddlers and terriers simultaneously.

• XL – For seasoned pros in cuddle marathons.

• 2XL – For lounging legends and walkies warriors alike.

Pro Tip: Pair these biker shorts with a sassy tank top, a leash in one hand, and a puppuccino in the other. Warning: May attract compliments and unsolicited belly rub requests (from your dog, hopefully).

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