Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment Dyed Fleece Sweatpants

Warning: These sweatpants may cause spontaneous couch naps and repeated declarations of “I can’t, I’m cozy.” Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton and lovingly garment-dyed for that faded-on-purpose, vintage magic, these fleece champions are your official uniform for dog walks, errand avoidance, and serious snack-consuming business. With a retro flair and cotton so soft it might as well whisper sweet nothings to your thighs, this is the pant equivalent of a bear hug—without the bear.

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft like a baby Golden Retriever’s belly, but sturdy enough to survive the drama of laundry day.

• Garment-Dyed Finish: Each pair’s been individually dyed after construction for that “I’ve had these forever, and yes I still look fabulous” aesthetic.

• Relaxed Fit: Made for all body types—whether you’re power-striding with your pup or power-lounging with popcorn.

• Side Seams: Keeps everything in place—unlike your life, which might still be in shambles (no judgment).

• Ethically-Sourced Cotton: Feel good while feeling comfy. Grown under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, not plucked from unicorn clouds (but close).

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
• Tumble dry low (like your energy on Mondays).
• Iron medium heat, if you must—but why bother?
• Skip the drycleaning, skip the stress.
• Non-chlorine bleach only, darling.

Size Guide:

• Small – Perfect if your idea of leg day is chasing your dog with a treat.

• Medium – The classic fit for professional loungers and semi-active humans.

• Large – For when you need extra space for snacks and opinions.

• XL – Generously roomy, like your heart when you see a dog.

• 2XL – Cozy capacity for ultimate stretch-outs, emotional support pets optional.

Pro Tip: Pair these with your “Dog Hair is My Glitter” hoodie, a suspiciously full cup of coffee, and the attitude of someone who could go out—but won’t. You didn’t choose the lounge life. The lounge life chose you.

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