Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Shorts (AOP)

Behold, the holy grail of multitasking legwear! Whether you’re sprinting after your escape-artist pup, melting into the couch for a Netflix binge, or just trying to survive a heatwave with dignity, the Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Shorts are here to support your questionable life choices in comfort and style. With a faux suede finish so soft it might make your dog jealous, and a skinny fit that hugs tighter than your dog when thunder strikes, these shorts are your new go-to for both “I’m totally working out” and “Yes, this counts as dressing up.”

Key Features:

• Moisture-Wicking Fabric: Because sweat is nature’s glitter and we simply must manage it with flair.

• Brushed Faux Suede Finish: Softer than your dog’s belly fluff. Probably.

• Skinny Fit: Leg-hugging magic that says “yes, I have style” even when you haven’t left the house in three days.

• Vibrant All-Over Print: So eye-catching, it’ll distract people from your lack of motivation.

• Printed-In Size/Care Label: No itchy tags = fewer public scratching incidents.

Care Instructions:

Because life’s messy (like your dog’s paws):

• ❌ Do not dry clean (this isn’t a ball gown, Karen)

• ❌ Do not iron (unless you enjoy melted dreams)

• ❌ Do not bleach (it’s not 2003)

• ✅ Line dry

• ✅ Hand wash (bonus workout!)

Size Guide:

These aren’t just shorts. They’re a lifestyle. Choose wisely:

• XS: For the woman who only eats air and affection from dogs.

• S: Perfect if you casually jog… to the fridge.

• M: Regular walkies = regular fit.

• L: Comfy enough for stretching or aggressively lounging.

• XL: Snug like a pup in a blanket burrito.

• 2XL: Big on comfort, big on “I didn’t choose the dog life. It chose me.”

Pro Tip: Pair these with your “Don’t Talk to Me, I’m Talking to My Dog” tee and some iced coffee. Then pretend you’re going for a run while actually heading to the drive-thru. We support your journey. Unconditionally. Just like your dog. 🐾

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