Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Yoga Pants (AOP)

Tired of yoga pants that roll down mid-pose like a badly trained puppy? Meet your new downward-dog soulmate. These Dog Mom Fur Life Yoga Pants are made from stretchy, shape-hugging polyester that says, “I run marathons… of Netflix and snacks.” With a 3D booty-sculpting cut and a slimming silhouette, these are leggings that work harder than your ex at pretending they’ve changed. Perfect for yoga, lounging, strutting like you own the sidewalk, or just convincing your dog you’re a fit mom.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Magic: Tougher than your morning routine, yet smooth like your dog’s flopped-over ears.

• Four-Way Stretch: For lunges, splits, and heroic snack runs.

• All-Over Print: Show off your dog-loving flair in every direction—front, back, and side sass included.

• 3D Booty Wizardry: That “immediately longer legs and lifted everything” illusion you know you want.

• No Wrinkle, No Fuss: Wash, dry, wear, repeat. No steamers, just steamy looks.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (aka chill like your pup during belly rubs)

• Do not bleach (even if your dog chews on them, resist the bleach!)

• Tumble dry low, or let air do its thing

• Avoid ironing (ain’t nobody got time for that)

Size Guide:

• XS–S: For those who live on smoothies and sass

• M–L: For balanced queens who can do yoga and devour tacos

• XL–2XL: For curvy powerhouses who need stretch with style

(Actual measurements available on request or consult your pet psychic.)

Pro Tip: Pair these pants with a matching sports bra, a “Dog Hair, Don’t Care” attitude, and the unwavering confidence of someone who just successfully clipped their dog’s nails.

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