Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Sweatpants
$44.53 – $50.28
Slip into these Dog Mom Fur Life sweatpants and instantly ascend to the elite ranks of Couch Royalty™. Garment-dyed for that “I definitely didn’t just roll out of bed” look, they’re softer than your dog’s judgmental stare when you open a snack without sharing. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or napping like it’s a sport, these fleece favorites have you covered—literally and sarcastically.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom sweatpants, dog walking couture, fleece pants of glory, lazy day fashion, nap-ready bottoms
Whether you’re chasing your dog, your dreams, or just the snack drawer, these garment-dyed fleece sweatpants have your backside covered—literally and fashionably. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and kissed by the gods of comfort, these pants serve vintage flair with the soul of a lazy Sunday. Bonus? They’re made from American-grown cotton, so you can feel smug and snuggly at the same time.
Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton: For those who believe “soft enough to nap in” is a lifestyle, not just a preference.
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Side Seams: Because pants should look like pants and not some abstract art project.
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Garment-Dyed Fabric: A lived-in, retro vibe without the thrift-store mystery smells.
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Relaxed Fit: Like a hug for your legs, minus the social anxiety.
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Dog Walk-Tested: May or may not increase tail-wagging within a 6-foot radius.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (aka gently whisper “cleanse” at it)
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No bleach (unless you want chaos)
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Tumble dry low (your dryer deserves a break too)
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Iron, with medium sass
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Absolutely no dry cleaning (this isn’t the Met Gala)
Size Guide:
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S: Snug with snack flexibility
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M: Roomy for mid-week laziness
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L: Built for lounging like a boss
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XL: The “I might wear these to brunch” size
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2XL: Maximum cozy, minimal judgment
Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite hoodie, a judgmental cat, or your dog’s disappointed look when you don’t take them on a third walk today. Bonus points if you pretend the garment dye is a fashion statement and not just you living your best potato life.
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S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 15.00 16.00 17.00 18.00 19.50 Inseam, in 27.75 28.25 28.75 29.25 29.75 -