Dog Mom Fur Life Long Sleeve Kimono Robe (AOP)

Channel your inner zen goddess (or exhausted snack-fetcher) in the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Long Sleeve Kimono Robe. Whether you’re perfecting your downward dog or just trying to find where the remote went, this silky number says, “I’m here to lounge… fabulously.” With flowing bell sleeves and a flattering tie-waist that screams “I woke up like this,” this robe is ready for everything from binge-watching to barking orders (to the dog, obviously). Bonus? It’s basically a wearable compliment generator.

Key Features:

• Kimono Cut, Sass Included: Flowing bell sleeves, flattering silhouette, and the elegance of a woman who knows her dog’s full star chart.

• 100% Polyester, 0% Effort: Feels like butter, drapes like magic, and never judges your third cup of coffee.

• Multifunctional Marvel: Robe? Yes. Statement piece for dog park drama? Also yes.

• Unapologetically Smooth: Because your robe should feel smoother than your ex’s apologies.

• Belt & Edge Options: Pick black or white trim – a decision easier than choosing between treats and toys.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because we care about the drama and the fabric)

• Don’t bleach it (it’s not 2005)

• Tumble dry low, or hang it like royalty

• Iron on low heat (but honestly, the wrinkles add character)

• Do not dryclean (you’re not sending your robe to a spa, YOU are the spa)

Size Guide:

• XS–S: Snug hug for petite dog moms or house elves

• M–L: Comfy fit for lounging legends

• XL–2XL: Maximum robe real estate for queen-level comfort

Pro Tip: Pair it with a messy bun, mismatched socks, and a coffee mug bigger than your dog’s personality for maximum off-duty glamour. Bonus points if you utter “namaste” while ignoring all responsibilities.

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