Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Micro Ribbed Tank
$26.53 – $29.02
This slim-fit, ribbed wonder hugs you like a clingy golden retriever and breathes like your sigh of relief when someone else volunteers for poop duty. Equal parts flattering and functional—just like you on caffeine.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : breathable pet parent apparel, dog mom ribbed tank, funny women’s slim fit top, sarcastic summer fashion, sleeveless dog lover shirt
We took the classic ribbed tank and gave it a glow-up worthy of a makeover montage. The Dog Mom Fur Life Micro Ribbed Tank features a sleek square neckline, breathable fabric, and a slim fit that clings lovingly—like your dog during thunderstorms. With Heather CVC cotton and just the right amount of stretch, it’s made for layering, lounging, or dramatically yelling “DROP IT!” in the middle of a nice walk.
Whether you’re headed to the gym or just trying to survive another leash entanglement incident, this tank’s got you.
✨ Key Features:
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52% Airlume Combed Ringspun Cotton / 48% Polyester: Soft, strong, and smoother than your last attempt at a leash-free walk.
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1×1 Ribbed Texture: Adds dimension, durability, and a subtle “yes, I lift treats and chew toys” vibe.
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Rounded Square Neckline: Stylish enough to turn heads. Modest enough that you don’t have to hold the tank in place while sprinting after your dog.
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Slim Fit, Full-Length: Form-fitting without feeling like fashion punishment.
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Lightweight and Breathable (5.4 oz/yd²): Airflow optimized, sweat-resilient, and perfect for warm weather or warm snuggles.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because life’s messy, especially when fur and peanut butter are involved:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed (we don’t judge)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron medium if you must (but wrinkles are the dog mom uniform)
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Do not dry clean (we’re casual, not couture)
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Snack-Sized Sass: Compact, powerful, and constantly negotiating treat distribution.
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M – Mid-Leash Powerhouse: Just enough space for confidence and emergency biscuits.
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L – Leash Boss Energy: Flattering and fearless—perfect for lifting dogs and moods.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Tailored for comfort, style, and spontaneous zoomie support.
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2XL – Double Dog Duty Queen: Extra space for movement, snack stashing, and dramatic exits.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with high-waisted leggings, a commanding leash grip, and the unwavering belief that your dog definitely listens better than last week. Ideal for morning walks, post-lunch lounging, or passive-aggressively correcting strangers on your dog’s breed.
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#ChicUntilTheZoomiesStartS M L XL 2XL Width, in 13.00 13.75 14.75 15.75 16.75 Length, in 27.50 28.00 28.63 29.25 29.88 -
$27.22 – $33.27