Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Stonewash Tank Top

Sun’s out, arms out—and this tank top understood the assignment. The Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Stonewash Tank Top brings vintage vibes and dog-parent practicality to the table (or the dog park). With raw-edge armholes and a stonewashed finish, this sleeveless wonder says, “Yes, I work out,” whether or not you actually do.

Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk combed cotton and light enough to make you forget you’re sweating through a game of “Chase Me Because I Swallowed a Sock,” this tank is perfect for gym grinds, beach hangs, and strutting past dog-less peasants with your pup in tow.

✨ Key Features:

• Stonewashed Finish: Effortlessly cool, slightly rebellious “I didn’t try but I still look amazing” vibes—like your dog after destroying a pillow.
• Raw Armhole Edges: Cut-off style that says “I could bench press a corgi”—even if you mostly carry pup-cups and chew toys.
• 100% Combed Cotton: Soft, smooth, strong—basically like your dog, minus the drool.
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes seams (and your fashion credibility). No stretched-out collars from post-walk chaos hair.
• Double Needle Hem: Built to survive laundry, dog-hair attacks, and spontaneous fetch tournaments.
• Ribbed Collar: Bounces back better than your dog’s memory of bath time.
• Regular Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy—just right for showing off your muscles and your loyalty.

🧼 Care Instructions:

For when your tank’s been loved, licked, or rolled in:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach (it’s already perfectly distressed, like your nerves)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low if needed (or wear it wrinkled like a bulldog face)
• Do not dry clean (save the drama for your next vet bill)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS: Extra sporty squirrel-chaser—compact tank, compact dog energy.
• S: Small but snarky—can juggle three leashes and an iced coffee.
• M: Medium mayhem-ready—balanced, grounded, always covered in dog hair.
• L: Leash-wielding legend—big dog walks, bigger personality.
• XL: Extra loyal muscle machine—perfect for flexing compassion.
• 2XL: Two-pup powerhouse—more room, more comfort, more snack capacity for everyone.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with flip-flops, mildly sunburnt confidence, and a dog that listens sometimes. Great for gym days, beachside sniffathons, or dramatic wind moments while whispering “who’s a good boy?”

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