Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank
$22.98 – $25.75
This airy muscle tank is your go-to for walks, workouts, and wildly overreacting to your dog ignoring you. Light as a feather, cute as your pup, and way more breathable than your last situationship.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog mom muscle tank, funny women’s flowy tank top, relaxed fit dog mom apparel, sarcastic summer fashion, sleeveless dog lover shirt
If a soft breeze and a motivational podcast had a lovechild, it would be this tank. The Dog Mom Fur Life Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank is made for flexing—not just muscles, but attitude. With a relaxed fit, ultra-light fabric, and enough flow to catch the attention of passing dogs (and humans), this tank is ideal for chasing your pup, chasing your goals, or chasing the snack truck at the dog park.
Runs smaller than usual—kind of like your patience after your dog finds the one mud puddle in a 3-mile radius. But once you size up, you’re in breezy, muscle tank heaven.
✨ Key Features:
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Featherlight Fabric: 65% polyester, 35% viscose. It’s like wearing a whisper—but sassier.
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Flowy Fit, Flowy Feel: Gives you air, style, and emotional space from people who don’t like dogs.
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Scoop Neck Drama: Flattering neckline for all body types and situations—including yelling “LEAVE IT!” in public.
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Muscle Tank Vibes: Sleeveless, breezy, and made for showing off your biceps (or dog scratches—you earned those).
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Side Seams & Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape like your dog keeps grudges—firmly and forever.
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Sewn-in Label: No tag itchies, no excuses. Just comfort.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because spills happen, especially during dog zoomies and accidental ketchup incidents:
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Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (or after surprise puddle pounces)
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Tumble dry low
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Iron medium, if you’re fancy
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Do not dry clean (you’re wild, not wealthy)
📏 Size Guide:
Heads up: Runs smaller than usual. Size up unless you enjoy the “vacuum-sealed snack pack” look.
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S – Squirrel Spotter: Great for petite powerhouses and professional ball throwers.
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M – Mid-Leash Queen: Balanced, bold, and can carry 3 poop bags and a phone at once.
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L – Loud and Loyal: For the mom whose dog definitely runs the house.
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XL – Extra Legendary: Perfect for layering, lounging, or assertively not sharing your fries.
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2XL – Two Leashes, One Tank: Roomy enough for movement, snacks, and impromptu dog photoshoots.
💡 Pro Tip: This tank pairs best with leggings, messy buns, and a mildly unhinged conversation with your dog in the cereal aisle. Bonus points if you wear it while fake-jogging past your crush at the dog park.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 15.98 16.73 17.76 18.74 19.76 Length, in 20.24 20.63 21.14 21.61 22.13 -
$27.22 – $33.27