Dog Mom Fur Life Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank
Price range: $22.98 through $25.75
This airy muscle tank is your go-to for walks, workouts, and wildly overreacting to your dog ignoring you. Light as a feather, cute as your pup, and way more breathable than your last situationship.
Categories : Sun’s Out Tanks, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog mom muscle tank, funny women’s flowy tank top, relaxed fit dog mom apparel, sarcastic summer fashion, sleeveless dog lover shirt
If a soft breeze and a motivational podcast had a lovechild, it would be this tank. The Dog Mom Fur Life Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank is made for flexing—not just muscles, but attitude. With a relaxed fit, ultra-light fabric, and enough flow to catch the attention of passing dogs (and humans), this tank is ideal for chasing your pup, chasing your goals, or chasing the snack truck at the dog park.
Fit note: Runs smaller than usual—kind of like your patience after your dog finds the one mud puddle in a 3-mile radius. Size up for maximum comfort and flow.
✨ Key Features:
- Featherlight Fabric: 65% polyester, 35% viscose. Like wearing a whisper—but sassier.
- Flowy Fit, Flowy Feel: Breathable, breezy, and emotionally distant from people who don’t like dogs.
- Scoop Neckline: Universally flattering—even while yelling “LEAVE IT!” in public.
- Muscle Tank Style: Sleeveless and airy for biceps, triceps, or proudly earned dog scratches.
- Side Seams & Ribbed Collar: Holds its shape like your dog holds grudges.
- Sewn-In Label: Zero itch, zero excuses—just comfort.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because spills happen—especially during zoomies and ketchup-related incidents:
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium, if you’re feeling fancy
- Do not dry clean
📏 Size Guide:
Runs small. Size up unless you enjoy the vacuum-sealed snack-pack look.
- S: Squirrel spotter—great for petite powerhouses.
- M: Mid-leash queen—balanced, bold, and multitasking.
- L: Loud and loyal—your dog absolutely runs the house.
- XL: Extra legendary—perfect for layering or guarding fries.
- 2XL: Two leashes, one tank—roomy, comfy, camera-ready.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with leggings, a messy bun, and an unhinged conversation with your dog in the cereal aisle. Bonus points for fake-jogging past your crush at the dog park.
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