Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Jersey Tank
Price range: $26.57 through $29.43
This tank fits like your dog fits in your bed—perfectly, even when it shouldn’t. Lightweight, soft, and ready for anything from power walks to puppy snuggles, it’s the go-to summer shirt for dog moms who lift… mostly their dogs, but still.
Categories : Sun’s Out Tanks, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : Dog Mom Tank, funny unisex tank top, lightweight dog mom apparel, sarcastic pet parent fashion, sleeveless dog lover shirt
This Dog Mom Fur Life jersey tank fits like that one dog who insists on being the little spoon—snug, comforting, and impossible to let go. Made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton so soft it makes clouds jealous, this tank is light, breathable, and runs true to size (unlike your dog when it sees a squirrel). Whether you’re pumping iron or pushing a stroller full of Shih Tzus, this tank is your go-to for summer, sass, and shed-free swagger.
Depending on the color, this tank may include cotton, polyester, or rayon—but every version is certified adorable.
✨ Key Features:
- With Side Seams: Helps the tank keep its shape—unlike you after the “just one more treat” spiral.
- Self-Fabric Binding: Matching fabric at the neck and armholes for a clean finish and consistent comfort.
- Airlume Cotton Blend: Solid colors are 100% cotton; blended colors vary, but softness is always guaranteed.
- Retail Fit: Tailored enough to look intentional, relaxed enough to survive coffee spills.
- Tear-Away Label: No scratchy tags—because discomfort is not part of the dress code.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because real dog moms don’t dry clean:
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F).
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Iron if necessary.
- Do not dry clean.
📏 Size Guide:
- XS: Built for tiny powerhouses carrying Yorkies and big energy.
- S: Compact, confident, and loud in spirit.
- M: Balanced, breezy, and ready for chaos.
- L: Leading the pack with room to move.
- XL: Extra comfort, extra confidence.
- 2XL: Big fit energy for big dog love.
Pro Tip: Pair with a messy bun, dog slobber, and the promise of a “short walk” that somehow ends in a pup-cup drive-thru.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 16.26 18.23 20.24 22.24 24.25 26.22 Length, in 25.98 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 Arm opening, in 9.50 10.12 10.75 11.63 12.50 13.37 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
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