Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top
Price range: $29.92 through $35.20
Finally—a tank top as relaxed as your dog after three belly rubs and a chicken nugget. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and dyed for that “I woke up like this” softness, this tank is your go-to for dog park drama, backyard zoomies, and pretending you don’t talk to your dog like a toddler in public.
Categories : Sun’s Out Tanks, The Dog Mom Wardrobe
Tag : dog mom tank top, eco-friendly dog mom fashion, funny unisex dog apparel, garment dyed cotton tank, sleeveless dog lover shirt
Meet your new wardrobe MVP: the Dog Mom Fur Life unisex tank top that feels like a hug from your dog—if your dog had a degree in textile engineering. Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton (because you’re not here for scratchy regrets), this tank offers a relaxed fit that says, “I work out… emotionally.”
Dyed after it’s built—like your confidence after adopting your third rescue—this tank supports ethical cotton farming, low-impact dyes, and a commitment to looking great while holding a leash, a latte, and a poop bag (sometimes all at once). Whether you’re lounging, lunging, or low-key stalking your dog at daycare, this tank’s got your back—and sides, thanks to its seamless tubular knit magic.
✨ Key Features:
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, strong, and spun like your dog when they see a squirrel. Also ideal for showing off your dog-parent pride.
- No Side Seams, No Side Drama: Knitted in one continuous loop—smooth, efficient, and fabric-waste-free.
- Garment-Dyed Finish: Dyed after construction for rich, natural tones with a lived-in feel.
- Self-Fabric Binding: Matching fabric for clean lines, comfort, and structural integrity.
- Sustainability Flex: Member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. Salt-free pigment dyes and OEKO-TEX certified.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep your tank (and reputation) fresh:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry low (wrinkles are for bulldogs).
- Iron on low if needed (wrinkles are character).
- Do not dry clean.
📏 Size Guide:
- XS: For tiny powerhouses and lapdog-level cuddlers.
- S: Compact, adorable, and probably hoarding biscuits.
- M: Balanced, reliable, and ready for ball-throwing duty.
- L: You’ve got range, and your tank should too.
- XL: Extra loyal, extra laid back.
- 2XL: Big dog energy.
- 3XL: Confidence, comfort, and dog hair worn like couture.
Pro Tip: Pairs best with sunny walks, iced coffee, and unsolicited dog facts. Bonus points if you’re training your pup and pretending you’re not bribing them with hot dogs.
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